Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Mister Smithers rules our world

Posthumous blowjobs for unpleasant rich man here here here and here in the Globe alone. Fascinating that the sycophancy is almost as intense in the outlets he didn't own as the ones he did. I guess it's just because only a visionary titan of entrepreneurial genius, a man who thought big and never flinched, on whose like we will never look again, and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight -- only such a towering giant could ever have managed to make any money out of a cable monopoly, radio, teevee or cellphones.

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